As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...
1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.
by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004
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1. A gay/lesbian/bisexual alliance
2. Dance mainly intended for homosexuals.
3. Word used to describe a "failtard" with homosexual reproductive organs.
:geh-lez-ball
1. A gay/lesbian/bisexual alliance
2. Dance mainly intended for homosexuals.
3. Word used to describe a "failtard" with homosexual reproductive organs.
1. Rachel: Hey Kurt, do you want to join a gaylesball?
Kurt: *walks away*
2. Kurt: Soo~ Finn, now that Quin is out of the way why not come to the gaylesball with me?
Finn: *walks away*
3. Puck: Hah! I knew it you have a crush on Kurt, you gaylesball.
Finn: *walks away*
Kurt: *walks away*
2. Kurt: Soo~ Finn, now that Quin is out of the way why not come to the gaylesball with me?
Finn: *walks away*
3. Puck: Hah! I knew it you have a crush on Kurt, you gaylesball.
Finn: *walks away*
by Celia Lin December 3, 2009
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The original multicultural arts organization founded by Jack Gerstner in 1996 in Columbia, South Carolina, USA. Gallery 701™ has been a huge success at bringing diverse and accessible cutting edge art and cultural events to the southern backwater, featuring jazz with Wynton Marsalis, New Grass with Sam Bush, Bluegrass with Tony Trischka, rock with Donna the Buffalo, Tibetan Monks from the Dalai Lama, Native American elders, dance, film, opera, belly dancing and much more. Not to be confused with the cheap immitation and ripoff "701 CCA" on Whaley Street, Columbia SC.
"GALLERY 701™ is NOT associated with the new folks at the 701 Whaley building!
Do not be confused, that is a separate
organization the that simply hi-jacked the name "701". We are the Original Gallery 701™!
Jack Gerstner’s Original GALLERY 701™
has no affiliation with 701 Whaley Street.
Don’t be confused, we sold the building and kept the name!
The building at 701 Whaley Street is guaranteed to contain 0% of the
authentic ingredients of the Original Gallery 701™
Accept No Substitute... Insist on Quality.
Gallery 701™ Bringing happiness to people’s lives through art, music, cultural events
and more! Since 1996."
Do not be confused, that is a separate
organization the that simply hi-jacked the name "701". We are the Original Gallery 701™!
Jack Gerstner’s Original GALLERY 701™
has no affiliation with 701 Whaley Street.
Don’t be confused, we sold the building and kept the name!
The building at 701 Whaley Street is guaranteed to contain 0% of the
authentic ingredients of the Original Gallery 701™
Accept No Substitute... Insist on Quality.
Gallery 701™ Bringing happiness to people’s lives through art, music, cultural events
and more! Since 1996."
by Jack the Giant Killer April 1, 2009
Get the Gallery 701™ mug.A place in sherman oaks were the secuirty guards kick you out if you dont push in your chair. The place used to be "cool" untill PUNK RAWK 6th and 7th graders took it over. Now people just go there to smoke pot.
6th grader:OMGZ ARE U LIKE GOING TO THE GALLY TONIGHT? TEEHHEE!!!11!!!
8th grader: no um. your gay. bye
8th grader: no um. your gay. bye
by Jessica March 15, 2005
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by blondeman93 October 21, 2010
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"Hey man, I think chris has galeosis. I saw him wearing glitter and putting on make up"
"chris totally has galeosis, I saw him writing in a diary."
"Holy shit, Chris Perez has gayleosis and i never even knew it."
"chris totally has galeosis, I saw him writing in a diary."
"Holy shit, Chris Perez has gayleosis and i never even knew it."
by S.Compton April 3, 2009
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