funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007

Fuckyoucation

1. A period of rest taken from a social, work or life situation out of spite, with or without notice to other persons involved in the situation.

2. A specific act to spite one's boss by being not present for unpleasant or unnecessary busy work. May involve use of a sickation.

"Dude, he totally took a fuckyoucation with his sick days when we told him he had to redo inventory."

by Franklin In San Diego October 20, 2009

Funky Junkie

Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.

Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?

Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.

by Sacktracker November 2, 2009

Funky Cops

The men who are born to disco and dance the night away, they will lock you up for life if you touch their hair, with their style of fighting they dont need no gun

Dick kawolski and Ace Anderson are the funky cops, dont fuck with them for dick will shoot you with his retarted gun and ace will be a cool black guy to you!

by FUNKY COPS FUNKY ROX! June 6, 2010

The Funky Buddha

What you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an orgasm.

" Yo boi i got the funky buddha from willy and... well... Janet can't talk no more... and i stubbed my toe and my balls emptied into my boxers...."

by Anthropology Sux! March 3, 2011

Butt Funky

The act of having strange and unusual anal intercoarse.

Man, my neighbors really get butt funky when she's on the rag.

by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009