flying stealth

setting your status on gchat as 'invisible', thereby surprising people when chatting them

I didn't realize you were on the chatter until you sent me that message, why are you flying stealth?'; 'I'm flying stealth to avoid that my co-worker I hooked up with by accident.

by Longman782 August 28, 2010

flying broomstick

A sexual maneuver in which the man leaps from the foot of the bed, leading with his penis, and penetrating his partner in one motion.

Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.

Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"

1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.

2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.

by docholiday9009 August 1, 2011

Fringe twinge

The art of causing an erection through no other means than dangling hair onto the shaft/head of a mans penis.

Oh. I was in bed with kylie last night and her hair brushed over my cock and she accidentally gave me a fringe twinge..

by Pdiggitydogg July 26, 2017

flyinggoddamn

flyinggoddamn a combination of flying fuck and goddamn offensive and less vulgar than flying fuck used when harsher profanity is inappropriate or want do

dude your ex girlfriend says youre a loser thats why she dumped your ass

man i dont give a flyinggodamn what my ex girlfriend its all lies

dude your ex girlfriend is a real sweet hart no one really gives a flyinggoddamn what she says

man you got that right

dude wow

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

Flying Mission

Sex position where the receiver lays in missionary position, and the giver takes a running jump in to start sex.

Lay still im going to open with a flying mission.

by SBrooky July 29, 2020

Pube fringe

A long pubelike fringe, often on scally girls who use gel/excessive hairspray on their hair.

Hayley Evans has had that pube-fringe since 1990!

by BK crew August 31, 2005

The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016