by Jayo85 February 3, 2013
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My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!
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by danceacademylover101 October 9, 2020
Get the floatingforari mug.Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
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Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?
Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.
Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.
Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
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