Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

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Cold Shower

A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts

Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately

Karla: Take a cold shower my guy

by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019

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Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.

Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.

by Sevhakop December 20, 2008

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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.

Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi

by #Fresnoswag November 1, 2011

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Tycoon Shower

When a tycoon or boss takes money, preferably in 20s, 50s, and 100s, and "makes it rain" on unsuspecting bitches for no apparent reason other than showing their boss and/or tycoon status.

Hey baby have you ever experienced a tycoon shower? (commences to showering girl with money).

by stuartc323 May 24, 2009

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