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Boston sockjob

When a woman's (or man's) rectum prolapses during anal sex, and another person performs oral sex on the prolapsed rectum protruding from the anus. Like a blowjob, but on a Boston Redsock.
He drew her Redsock out with his cock; then gave her a Boston Sockjob
by pohemi April 8, 2019
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The Boston Citizen

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.
"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."
by Skanago:g August 31, 2018
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Boston Muff

The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.

I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016
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Boston Cream

When a Caucasian male is beneath an African American woman, the man will proceed to coat his manly seed all over the lumen her rectum, allowing a bit of the discharge to spill out. This result will closely resemble the Dunkin Donuts delicacy, the Boston Cream Doughnut. This may result in poop noodles, which can be used as a garnish.
Oh man, Robby made me a Boston Cream last night. It looked so good, I wanted to to eat it! Too bad I can't reach my ass with my mouth. poop noodle chocolate ass chocolate cream
by SigFire13 October 7, 2016
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boston marathon

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
by Robosalt December 9, 2008
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A Boston Beanbag

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.
When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag
by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010
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Boston handkerchief

A guy busts his load on to a paper towel and the girl nibbles on the cum-soaked towel throughout the day.
Jennifer took out her Boston handkerchief in class to nibble on it, proving what a cum whore she is.
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by AlmondMilker April 19, 2015
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