Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
Get the Chunky piece of menstrual fluid mug.Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge mug.refers to one of three liquids produced in or around a girl's vagina, almost always used in a sexual context:
1. arousal fluid: what "wet pussy" refers to; this liquid coats the vagina when a girl is horny and makes it easier for a dick to slide in.
2. female ejaculate: a slightly opaque liquid produced in small quantities in Skene's glands (aka the female prostate); some girls release it when they cum.
3. squirt: what "squirting" refers to; this is a clear, dilute liquid produced in the bladder; people debate over whether or not this is urine.
not to be confused with vaginal discharge or period blood, which are separate and typically used outside of a sexual context.
1. arousal fluid: what "wet pussy" refers to; this liquid coats the vagina when a girl is horny and makes it easier for a dick to slide in.
2. female ejaculate: a slightly opaque liquid produced in small quantities in Skene's glands (aka the female prostate); some girls release it when they cum.
3. squirt: what "squirting" refers to; this is a clear, dilute liquid produced in the bladder; people debate over whether or not this is urine.
not to be confused with vaginal discharge or period blood, which are separate and typically used outside of a sexual context.
1. i played with bernice's nipples, it made her so wet that her pussy fluid glistened under the light
2. i pulled out of bernice's pussy after she came, and i could see her pussy fluid on my dick
3. i was fingering bernice in bed when she suddenly squirted pussy fluid all over the bed
2. i pulled out of bernice's pussy after she came, and i could see her pussy fluid on my dick
3. i was fingering bernice in bed when she suddenly squirted pussy fluid all over the bed
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Get the VERBAL FLUID mug.Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles Hold Screech Flute Then Whistles When It Raining Fluid That Sounds Like Trickled Water<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Fluid Multi-Domain Symbolic Intelligence, or FMSI, is a cognitive capability and self-regulatory framework that enables an individual to transition fluidly, coherently, and intentionally between symbolic systems—while preserving internal logic, role integrity, and operational control. FMSI also refers to a personalized internal system used to impose structure, hierarchy, and coherence on internal processes during periods of instability or transformation.
Fluid Multi-Domain Symbolic Intelligence, or FMSI, is a process that is universal to all human beings, but unique in it's configuration to each depending on the user personalized input over time.
Example: Person A and Person B are saying the same thing but they do not understand the symbolic significance of their own individual FMSI. Person A is overlaying his FMSI on top of Person B's FMSI; and vice versa. Person A and Person B are arguing even though they actually agree.
Example: Person A and Person B are saying the same thing but they do not understand the symbolic significance of their own individual FMSI. Person A is overlaying his FMSI on top of Person B's FMSI; and vice versa. Person A and Person B are arguing even though they actually agree.
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