A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
Get the tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels mug.What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"
A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
Get the high-five rain-check mug.Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
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Get the high five mug.Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April
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Get the Devil's High Five mug.A made up saying that some middle school teacher that has messed up toes made to reassemble giving a high five but through the air without touching each others hands when COVID-19 hit
you know the Spanish teacher that got kicked out of the building and has to work outside the school? - said J
Ya he’s the one with the messed up toes - exclaimed B in a high pitched voice
Ya well he does this weird thing that’s called an air high five - J
Ya he’s the one with the messed up toes - exclaimed B in a high pitched voice
Ya well he does this weird thing that’s called an air high five - J
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