I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008

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Felegy

The awkward silence after a girl and a guy are having butt sex, he pulls out too soon and she shits all over his erect penis.

Guy: "AH SHIT! bitch! you just pulled a felegy."
Girl: "....."

by lionbitchohdoh March 7, 2011

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Felix Lee is a little cutie from the south korean boygroup called Stray Kids ( otherwise known as rookie kings) , has a deep ass satan voice and is probably dating Chan, Jisung and Changbin at the same time.

My bias in stray kids is Felix Lee cause he's an adorable lil' fluff who's also a satan's secret son.

by softforstraykids October 22, 2018

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Felix

A Felix is a anime loving nerd who complains about lack of good anime on a day to day basis. Many Felix often switch to hentai after watching every non hentai show ever created.

I think my brother is a Felix because of the strange noises i hear from his room.

by Shrek From His Swamp April 7, 2019

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