fashion violator

A person whose outfit doesn't match or is so illfitting or out of style that it is painful for others to look at.

I can't go out with that guy; he's a total fashion violator and I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with him wearing that loud outfit and stupid hat.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020

Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.

The frow was full of fashion wankers.

by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019

Fashion gangster

Someone who dresses by their own rules, not looking to follow the crowd. They may wear a trend, but only if it truly expresses their individuality. Usually a mix of high end and street fashion.

She's wearing a Gucci bow tie , vintage white blazer, and checkered vans. Fashion gangster!

by Iwrotethat August 29, 2017

Fashion Stupid

When you knowledge of fashion is far below standard fashion or does not make any sense to the majority of people. Fashion that cannot be placed in the following categories The modern classic, The sporty natural, The funky urbanite, The trendy fashionista, The artistic eclectic, The bohemian hippi, or The rustic redneck.

Girl #1 "Did you see that dress that Debbie was wearing, with those shoes."
Girl #2 "She is so fashion stupid, some one should report her for being a fashion victim."

by Musashi78 October 1, 2013

Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.

by bige24 August 12, 2011