One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.
Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.
by Nightsider March 16, 2013
Get the Fashion Vigilantemug. A person whose outfit doesn't match or is so illfitting or out of style that it is painful for others to look at.
I can't go out with that guy; he's a total fashion violator and I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with him wearing that loud outfit and stupid hat.
by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020
Get the fashion violatormug. When you knowledge of fashion is far below standard fashion or does not make any sense to the majority of people. Fashion that cannot be placed in the following categories The modern classic, The sporty natural, The funky urbanite, The trendy fashionista, The artistic eclectic, The bohemian hippi, or The rustic redneck.
Girl #1 "Did you see that dress that Debbie was wearing, with those shoes."
Girl #2 "She is so fashion stupid, some one should report her for being a fashion victim."
Girl #2 "She is so fashion stupid, some one should report her for being a fashion victim."
by Musashi78 October 1, 2013
Get the Fashion Stupidmug. The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.
by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019
Get the Fashion Wankersmug. When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.
Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!
by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008
Get the Fashion-Missingmug. When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".
Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.
Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.
Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.
Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.
Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.
by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011
Get the Fashion Depressionmug. An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.
by bige24 August 12, 2011
Get the Old Fashionmug.