Three words….White Trailer Trash. This individual can be seen driving a piece of shit vehicle that’s older than Joe Biden, making tiktoks with 30 likes, and constantly being cheated on by Lauren Coon. It has been confirmed his man titties are in fact bigger than his girlfriends #embarassing
Boy 1- “hey you see brayden fartley over there?”
Boy 2- “yeah the one that’s with lauren coon?”
Boy 1- “i’d hate to be white trailer trash like him, instead of worrying about other boys, he should worry about his girlfriend still talking to her ex, yikes”
Boy 2- “yeah the one that’s with lauren coon?”
Boy 1- “i’d hate to be white trailer trash like him, instead of worrying about other boys, he should worry about his girlfriend still talking to her ex, yikes”
by #igetcheatedon February 18, 2022
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Get the Bed farter mug.a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
Get the retarder farter mug.a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
Get the retarder farter mug.A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
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