fappOr

someone with a vastly unbalanced left to right arm muscle ratio.

He's a grade-A fappOr.

by Quietus November 2, 2003

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011

Fapelope

A bastard with a strange fettish for large foreheads, stores large ammounts of porn on his/her computer, faps too much, and possibly bisexual. Usually has a memory comparable to a goldfish.

Drew, stop fapping! God, you are such a fapelope!

by adjacentfawn September 19, 2012

fapplaud

To applaud/clap your hands very soft/gently making the sound of fapping.
An alternative to "applaud".

Person 1: I just got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: You deserve a fapplaud, good job man! *Fapplause*

by Dequilla March 31, 2015

Fapject

The subject of your masturbation ("fap"),
the person you think or fantasize about during masturbation.
A blend of the words "fap" and "subject".

David: Yo James, look at her booty!
James: I think I just found me a fapject for tonight bro!

by Don Bartsi May 19, 2016

Fappories

A memory which is so arousing you fap.

Guy; I have the best memories with her..
Guy2; You mean fappories!

by Maiviana September 25, 2016

Fape

Fake vapeing, or vaping with no nicotine

Yo see the gay fgt over there he be fapeing like a chimney.

by The_Carrot_Man September 7, 2017