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FTIC

Fuck this, I'm crying.

The phrase was first used as part of an internet hoax perpetrated on gullible infernites on the highly trafficed World/Inferno Friendship Society message board. In the thread, Brooklyn celebrity and ex-infernite Zach Hazard claimed that blogging sensation Bill "Tiny Baby" (ExquisitCorps) had fallen into an open manhole and was close to death. As a result of the prominence of its creators and supporters in blogging and internet communities, FTIC has since developed into an internet meme comparable to FML.
Original Use:

"It was a sewer that was under construction and he was drunk because it is st patrick's day. we went to some bars and got really drunk (we're still really drunk but freaked out) and he fell in the sewer. they won't let me in the hospital because i'm too drunk, but i'm outside on the hospital wifi waiting for bill to get out or for information on his current state. let's all hope that he is okay because i saw his bones. Fuck this, I'm crying."

Example:

I just smoked all my weed and spent my last $60 entering a pizza eating contest to win more money, then threw up after the second slice. FTIC!
by CRASS GANG July 18, 2009
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F.T.I.

support tech n9ne with the FTI!!!
www.therealtechn9ne.com/asp2/fti.asp
by snake April 28, 2003
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ftwga

For Those Who Gave All. - In honor of the service men and women who gave their lives for the U.S.A. 'Merica
On Veteran's Day, thank those who have served, because you can't FTWGA.
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ftCris

A person who makes Jonathan Galindow videos, and roblox livestreams. And yes, hes a literal simp. He loves cal so much.
Bob: Have you heard of that simp ftCris?
Billy: Ew a simp get away from meh.
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I typed random shit into my keyboard and hit a answer

I had to type this shot out to get this on hereftyiviyfciuyghkgfyitfiyygkhfcjyr
There, happy urban dictionary because that to half of my fucking life to type
by Sythebrine9 December 9, 2020
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in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit
Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW
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A.F.F.T.S

Angel Fallen From the Sky

A compliment to say to someone
by Word Creator 26 April 10, 2009
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