Get the fob-o-shizzle mug.A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,
Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015
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Get the gas station key fob mug.FOB (Future Other Betty):
1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.
2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.
FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.
2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.
FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).
Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
by WVUALUM95 October 20, 2010
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Get the Flip her over and brown her..FOB mug.One of the only ways to determine if someone is a FOB is to call them a FOB and figure out if they're offended by it, if they are, they are indeed a FOB.
Immigrating to a new country does not make you a FOB, and having an accent is merely a side effect.
Immigrating to a new country does not make you a FOB, and having an accent is merely a side effect.
by fact checker 201 February 15, 2021
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People who aren't white. This includes, but not limited to;
Cook Islanders
Samoans
Asians
Fijians
Basically anyone in the Pacific Ocean
Fobs are the best kinds of people. They know how to party, know how to cook, know their songs, can dance hella good and more. They mostly have huge pots and pans to cook for their huge families. ( Normally around 11-13 children ). They also cook for family events; e.g. Weddings, Funerals, Birthdays, White Sunday, New Years ect.
They are gansta and normally black people are jealous of them. Black people tend to hate on them and start fights because FOBS are too skuxx. There are alot of fights between Black people and FOBS. Black people tend to start fights 3 on 1 while a FOB is alone. But as soon as it's an even fight Black People run away to get more people because they are scared.
FOBS are muscular and strong. This is because they eat alot, but they are also doing work 24/7 to burn all the food and gain muscle. E.G; climbing coconut tress, mowing the lawn, Cleaning the house.
FOBS are the best dancers. From New Zealanders, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans ect. The girls can move their hips; a real turn on. But the boy's fire dance is too die for. The boys learn the fire dance and can get alot of exercise from practising. This also helps to burn the food off. Traditional dances are preformed at weddings, birthdays, new years, Christmas and other events.
People who aren't white. This includes, but not limited to;
Cook Islanders
Samoans
Asians
Fijians
Basically anyone in the Pacific Ocean
Fobs are the best kinds of people. They know how to party, know how to cook, know their songs, can dance hella good and more. They mostly have huge pots and pans to cook for their huge families. ( Normally around 11-13 children ). They also cook for family events; e.g. Weddings, Funerals, Birthdays, White Sunday, New Years ect.
They are gansta and normally black people are jealous of them. Black people tend to hate on them and start fights because FOBS are too skuxx. There are alot of fights between Black people and FOBS. Black people tend to start fights 3 on 1 while a FOB is alone. But as soon as it's an even fight Black People run away to get more people because they are scared.
FOBS are muscular and strong. This is because they eat alot, but they are also doing work 24/7 to burn all the food and gain muscle. E.G; climbing coconut tress, mowing the lawn, Cleaning the house.
FOBS are the best dancers. From New Zealanders, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans ect. The girls can move their hips; a real turn on. But the boy's fire dance is too die for. The boys learn the fire dance and can get alot of exercise from practising. This also helps to burn the food off. Traditional dances are preformed at weddings, birthdays, new years, Christmas and other events.
"damnn look at that FOB"
"Damn she thick, and look at the way she moves her hips"
"Look at how they are doing that fire dance, how do they move their legs like that?"
"They must be FOB"
"Damn she thick, and look at the way she moves her hips"
"Look at how they are doing that fire dance, how do they move their legs like that?"
"They must be FOB"
by Emanea May 23, 2018
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