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fob-o-shizzle

an asian immigrant that thinks they are a black gangster
josh lee is a fob-o-shizzle
by Josh Lee September 29, 2004
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fake fob fan

A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,
Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015
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gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.
The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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FOB (Future Other Betty)

FOB (Future Other Betty):

1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.

2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.

FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).

Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
by WVUALUM95 October 20, 2010
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Turning a woman over doggy style and fucking her up the ass.
I was fucking her pussy missionary style and then I decided to Flip her over and brown her..FOB
by DAVRAV July 26, 2006
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Fob

Fob is the guy who thinks he has hoes and he usually thinks he is the shit they wear old clothes that doesn’t mean any sense today (long line tee shirts, very very skinny jeans, fake shoes, fake straight caps and fake designer.) it is often used for people who think their the shit and hangout with 13 years old girls while their 18,19,20,21,etc…
Look at nasser fam he is wearing that longline teeshirt and hanging out with a 12 year old such a fob
by Dk but I wanted to define December 30, 2019
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Fob-bi

the act of dressing so F.O.B. that people actually think your bi or gay.

pronounced fob-b
by Darkshinobi1027 December 17, 2009
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