Floppy Downs

Abnormally large breasts to the point where they are no longer perky and loosely hang.

Check out that girls floppy downs.

by Jacko22 February 3, 2019

floppy fiona

A Floppy Fiona is when your friend makes really vague plans to do things with you, although never really seems like they want to go, and ultimately do not.

Fucking Will man! the other day he wanted to come smoke with us, and then he said he couldn't pitch in, then he said he didn't wanna come at all. He's such a Floppy Fiona

by BlazingBiscuit December 20, 2015

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018

floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

Floppy Fletcher

Noun: Inability of a man to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying sexual activity

Nope...Floppy Fletcher :(

by flowerscarpet July 4, 2011