stick-figure embrace

Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.

Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.

by QuacksO February 16, 2023

Son-figure

Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.

Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks

by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

POP FIGURE

Pimple popping pizza face collection of black people in a pink room with bobble heads.

IM BOUT TO DFMR MY POP FIGURE COLLECTION!

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016