n. - a vehicle dispatched to an academic institution after a well-prepared, conscientious student "kicks the sh*t" out of a test/quiz/final/midterm. An Exambulance is both staffed and driven by well-trained staff, prepared to both stabilize and resuscitate the A-graded exam.
by matzamafia September 15, 2010
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After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.
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by NotAGymLad May 14, 2016
Get the exam boards mug.An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.
The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.
by doctaclonez March 17, 2011
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THAT IS EXASPERATING
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I just want it to be christmas already, why can't exmas season be over.
I love exmas, it's my favourite season.
I just want it to be christmas already, why can't exmas season be over.
I love exmas, it's my favourite season.
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