Enema Master

Enema Master :

One who is proficient in the act of sexually penetrating with ones genitals a Tight Anus that has been cleaned vigorously and frequently.

" Have you seen the Enema Master? I heard he was with your mom last week, Tom. "

" Only the Enema Master knows how to handle that badonkadonk. "

by vajj26 & pro edge May 21, 2009

Energastic

To be full of energy, but in a good way; hyper but not to an annoying extent. in a party sense.

Wow! Dave was really energastic last night at the concert even after he got that black eye in the mosh pit.

by sixth the man person July 3, 2008

Encrapsulate

In programming: to contain crappy code within a single object or module.

Bob isn't allowed to touch the shared modules in the application, all of his code must be encrapsulated.

by Todd the Builder November 24, 2009

Emerald Chat

A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.

Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.

Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!

Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.

New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Roman Enema

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.

Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.

by winokat March 31, 2009

love enema

The act of ejaculating in a persons anus.

Xaby always wanted a love enema but, just can't get up the nerve to try it.

by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014

he/she needs an enema

politically correct way of saying someone is full of shit

Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?

Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '

Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"

by voodoomutt May 1, 2012