Panel Envy

When someone is jealous of the size of your flat panel because yours is bigger than theirs. Generally occurring in a technical or Geek-filled environment.

He had panel envy when he realized John's new screen was bigger than his!

by Crazy Chicken Chick October 26, 2010

Bang Envy

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.

1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.

by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009

Angels Envy

Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .

I needs a bottle of that angels envy please

by Western Tunesmith February 9, 2021

bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.

Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.

by Bidet King November 8, 2022

Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.

I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.

by littlewoz May 4, 2015

Tentacle Envy

the extreme feeling of jealousy of Tentacles due to them getting into female anime characters when you cant

*beats meat to hentai*
person:sighs why can i not do that

bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy

by Xx_epic420_xX June 23, 2020

community envy

A longing to be a part of someone else's community. Often triggered by perusing someone's friends and followers on social networks.

He saw how awesome her Twitter followers were and felt a deep sense of community envy.

by katealamode June 12, 2016