epic gamer

a gamer who is overloaded with epicness, he gets all the pusspuss and can solve every problem presently faced by humanity in a single fortnite game.

"yo dude, did you hear how johann just stopped world hunger in 5 minutes?"
"woah dude, he's such an epic gamer"

by russianhackerman1991 January 17, 2019

Epic Nut

The act of ejaculating and urinating at the same time while getting a Epic Victory Royale

Yesterday I got my first Epic Nut with the help of my mother

by Asswhooper69 March 16, 2019

epic fail

When something can be seen to be a total failure

Urban dictionary?
EPIC FAIL!

by grarkorrr September 15, 2006

Epic Fail

A Fail So Hard That One Only Witnesses It Once In Life Time.

This Definition Is Nowhere Near An Epic Fail.

by AnounymousInternets January 1, 2010

epic niggas

A group of people who are very epic and cool. No epic nigga is ever really a groid though. Used as a phrase, never in a sentence.

Person 1 "Is that cookie good"
Person 2 "Epic niggas"

by cutmypenisoff325 May 26, 2018

epic titties

magnificant bodacious female asset

a 80 AD Stoic aka Epictetus

she got sum epic titties.

by epictetus0 October 7, 2019

Epic Movie

Another piece of shit spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. Sma eas the X Men, why can't they get Ian McKellen playing Magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a fucking halloween party.

Epic Movie is a piece of shit, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some Asian kid. Jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching You got served but this sucks alot worst. And the scene where "Captian Jack Sparrow arrives" and the White Bitch would be wearing a Davey Jones mask and then starts another break dance. These jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. Don't watch it.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008