Elijah

An Elijah is the most annoying, naive guys you will ever meet. He can hate someone and have no reason to hate them, he doesn't know how to face problems head-on without making it worse. An Elijah can be caring and sweet but most times will piss you off with anything he does. Elijah treats the girl he likes better than any other girl, he tries to hide it but his too obvious! Any girl to have met an Elijah will instantly like him but the more you get to know him the more your feelings fade but you never know you might just stay at that phase where your feelings for him will never change.

Jasmine: "OMG did you know I met an Elijah!"
Kyle: "Was he sweet but annoying?"
Jasmine: "YES how did you know?"
Kyle: "Because that's an Elijah for you!"

by tomato4ever April 2, 2019

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Elijah is the most fucking annoying I know. Whenever he comes Near me I wish that I had a blue pump and shoot him in the god damn face. What a fag

Shit. Here he comes Elijah again. Can’t wait to hear the annoying bitch laugh. Hopefully he doesn’t pull down his pants. I don’t want to see his small ass dick and hear his pussy ass laugh on top of an annoying motherfucking jump shot plus no strength at all.

by LILPUMPISDAD14 May 28, 2018

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Stupid Jew

Wow, Hitler killed a lot of Elijah’s during the holocaust.

by PurpleCarp January 8, 2018

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Elijah is a good, respectful guy. He loves his family, he respects all his real friends. Elijah been in relationships many times, but been cheated on in all relationships. He likes to play soccer, basketball, and football. Elijah always hopes to be successful someday.

Elijah is respected.

by Jennsns December 18, 2019

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Elijah, the sweetest person u will ever meet. His eyes are like the ocean, a pretty blue. Every time he goes somewhere there’s always a smile on someone’s face

Did you see elijah at the party tonight

by dubbers2728 July 29, 2019

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