dunkeled

Somebody who did something stupid (like have sex with a large girl) while under the influence of the dunkel (an amazing beer).

Jack - Did you sleep with Mary last night, you brought her home?
Kevin - Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
Jack - You got totally dunkeled.
Kevin - Three liters of dunkel was a bad idea.

by Jackelope January 13, 2007

Sunk a Dunker

An nonsensical phrase that dribbled out of the scrambled eggs known as Doja Cat. While there is no currently-accepted definition by the linguistic community, I believe it refers to having Stans who will defend you from criticism, regardless of your actions. The 'dunkers' in this brilliant metaphor are those who would 'dunk' on you - attack you verbally in the public sphere. The 'sinking' refers to her fans defending her and counter-attacking their perceived opponent. Hence her call-to-action phrase "gang sunk that dunker", which could be re-written as 'Fans of mine, please attack this person who is criticizing me.'

"Doja called on her fans to sunk a dunker"

by SeaGroomer July 28, 2020

drunkel

Less drunk. The opposite of drunker.

Man I am way drunkel than I should be right now, let's do some more shots.

by Midd February 11, 2006

Dunkeled

During sex as soon as the male cums he dunks on the female while screaming you just got dunked on, this is better if his last name is Dunkel

Last night i dunkeled my girlfriend.
You just got dunkeled on.

by Anonomous Definers March 30, 2015

Dunkelbumser

Someone so ugly that they only have sex in the dark.
From the german words "Dunkel" (dark) and bumser (fucker)

-Andrew said he can only get laid if the chicks can't see him too well
-Yeah, he's such a Dunkelbumser lmao

by The Raize February 2, 2019

dinkeltard

A fucking dumbass.

You, sir, are a dinkeltard.

by cuntymcfee October 20, 2012

sunk dunkey

Derived from the phrase donkey dick, a sunk dunkey is a dick so big that when one sits down to take a shit, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.

Johnny won the big dick contest because of his sunk dunkey.

by Leif Thomas November 11, 2008