DOODIS

A doodis is a ignorant, stubborn butthole if you will. A doodis will get on your ever loving nerves until you shut em up with this slang term.

Friend 1: I hate your face!
X Friend 2: Well your stupid!
X Friend 1: Your a DOODIS!

by doodis December 15, 2019

Doodie frien

A soulmate who has no soul.

doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Doodie As

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"

The gig was doodie as!

by enchantica February 8, 2009

doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer December 25, 2007

Doodie

Someone who’s very special to me

I love you doodie

by Munchanator March 1, 2023

Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008