A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.
My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!
by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021
Get the Darvaza Diddlemug. by ogKario November 28, 2024
Get the diddledmug. The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020
Get the Diddlemug. by Nico.chan February 9, 2022
Get the Diddlemug. A boy with a small penis
by Dark skin June 23, 2018
Get the Lil diddlemug. (N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts
(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts
(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts
(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”
(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”
“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”
(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”
“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”
by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024
Get the Chump Diddlemug. by Viper GD1 January 29, 2025
Get the Diddle of Dudesmug.