Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

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sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.

That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024

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DSW (dick sucking week)

Dick Sucking Week is when a female/ woman is on her menstrual cycle and doesn't participate in sex but will have oral sex during that time.

Him.. It's been a while, can we have sex?
Her .. It's that time of the month, #DSW (dick sucking week) to you😂 will that work?

by Dekevanicole December 8, 2023

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Dick Sucking Angry

When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.

"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."

"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"

by VandalCameron November 28, 2018

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