Dial-up

Dial-up is a generic insult emerging on internet forums, and IRC.

<abc> Dude, I lost my job today!
<xyz> Aw man, that's so freaking dial-up!
<abc> My boss is a freaking dial-up.

by foobarbaz December 21, 2006

speed dialing

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

by BeefWellington11 February 9, 2018

on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."

by B. Senior July 4, 2007

Butt Dial

Accidentally calling someone with your butt

Oh crap, I think I just butt dialed Casey!

by Sad.But.Rad April 6, 2017

dial head

idiot / stupid fucking idiot

anyone with a Nokia phone and predictive text will know the source of this.

Louass was a total dial head when he threw his shin pad on the roof.

by pogostick1 January 17, 2009

dial-up

Adj.> to be extremely slow to act, move or decide.

A reference to dial-up internet connections notorious for their long loading times.

It's been your turn forever. You are so dial-up.

by Armand Potez February 6, 2010

Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.

A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.

by PnB February 15, 2010