Denver

The hottest guy to ever live he is always in trouble and gets tons of girls he is handsome and all the boys look up to him he is strong and never loses fights

I want to be like Denver

by Shshshuwuwuwbshsusjs November 21, 2021

Denver That

Denver That. Like Never That.

Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!

by Lil Wiggz September 10, 2021

Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.

If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.

by Hombre September 17, 2021

Denver

Your probably the coolest kid in your school and all the babes like you.

Now fuck some hoes

Denver is the hottest kid yes

by suckitnowbitch July 22, 2021

Denver

The only city where it can be 101 degrees out with a winter storm warning in effect for a blizzard coming through tomorrow. Every city seems to claim the "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes", but in Denver it is actually true. It is called the mile high city for more than one reason.

Daniel: Damn, It's 101 out, I'm sweating so much, Denver is wack bro, it shouldb't be this hot in march
Mikey: Well its gonna be -11 tomorrow and 3 feet of snow
Daniel: Not again

by guythatlivesindenverlmao July 24, 2021

denver's birthday

A celebration lasting from New Year's Day to New Years Eve.

"bro its denver's birthday today"
"its everyday bro"

by LLassLazyK September 4, 2021

denver split

The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!

"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."

by Loco Moco October 10, 2013