Dennis Jones

Main homophobic and obsessive compulsive character in the story entitled "Life with Dave Humphrey." His stubborn mannerisms and the fact that he knows absolutely nothing about anything makes him both loveable and obnoxious, but mainly obnoxious.

When someone says something extremely innappropriate or completely out of context because they had a lapse in judgement due to their mind drifting off, one may say, "Looks like I pulled a Dennis Jones!"

by Toccoa July 3, 2006

dennis franchione

football coach of a cult/college called texas a&m where losing is the only real tradition.

dennis franchione got caught with his finger in his anus on the sidelines during the last 40 seconds of the a&m and tech game in 2006

by herman petersburg July 12, 2007

dennis quaid

The new Chuck Norris

Dennis quaid will kill you with your own elbow

by Saucenugget February 23, 2008

Dennis Mode

When an individual enters a state of mind in which only pure bullshit is spoken. During this period of time it becomes virtually impossible to take the person seriously in the slightest. It is advised when an individual enters Dennis mode that all witnesses are to hurl abuse at him/her.

You have just gone dennis mode.

by u wot m8 do u wanna fite September 11, 2013

Duke Dennis

Him

Duke Dennis is him

by Nottye May 20, 2023

Denny's Rule

The rule stating "when a meal decision takes more than ten minutes, you go to Denny's."

"Dude, we can't agree on anything. We're just gonna go with the Denny's Rule."

by Tony Bagels January 11, 2010

dennis kucinich

A magical woodland pixie parading as a presidential candidate.

Dennis Kucinich should be president because he alone could solve the Iraq war...he'd convince us all to clap our hands and say, "I do believe in democracy, I do believe in democracy..."

by elars May 29, 2007