Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012

defenestrefecation

Taking your shit and flinging it out of the window, preferably on some asshole below

Dude that douchebag david was outside my window, so I used defenestrefecation to drive him away

by notarealenglishscholar September 14, 2015

DeLaney

A beautiful girl; intelligent; Loving; desired; caring; clumsy; honest; trustworthy; humble; bashful. A DeLaney will allways be loved. Sometimes a DeLaney apologizes more than necessary. DeLaney is amazing.

Boy 1: That gurl looks like a Thanksgiving meal

Boy 2: She’s such a DeLaney

by Full course meal lookin November 19, 2017

delaney wolf

YIPPIE! Delaney is a nice caring and amazing girl that is very spontaneous and trustworthy. SHE WILL HAVE YOUR BACK NO MATTER WHAT. No one can seem to get rid of Delaney because she is always there at the right moment. She can always hold a conversation and is Avery happy person. She is adventurous and if you have an extra skydiving ticket, you should defiantly take her! Overall Delaney Wolf is a true friend.

Wow did you hear about Delaney Wolf?
I wish I was like her...

by schlarv May 17, 2018

DeLaney

hot babe with a FAT ARSE

“Hey, DeLaney has a FAT ASS”

by Heisthough September 29, 2018

Degenerate roach

A young person that has given up on life. Has no ambition to progress in life. Usually is very dirty and does not shower has poor hygiene and poor work ethic and morals. This person tends to have no morals or self respect.

Devon is a degenerate Roach he doesn’t shower or work at all.

by Harry canary October 9, 2018

Defenestration

The act of throwing or getting thrown out of a window

Adams favorite stress relief is defenestration

by Lordofthereees October 15, 2018