Darren

Darren , type of man who drinks beer at in abnormally slow rate

He pulled a Darren last night , it took him three hrs to finish one beer

by Montybrooklyn123 April 22, 2025

Darren

A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball

Oh look that idiot is such a Darren!

by Bootyhole motorboater March 18, 2020

Darren

short.

Omg he’s Darren-sized.

by DarrenLover3000 November 28, 2020

Darren Schmidt

I made him up

Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up

by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024

Darren

A Darren is almost definitely a black guy.

Darrens are allowed to use the N-word and their favourite things to do are eating fried chicken, looking at fortnite skins and going "GYATT" as well as following to buy 13k vbucks.

Yo is that Darren? He's skinny as fuck

by rin_rin_banana_phone January 25, 2024

darren

one of the prettiest boys. Ethereal eyes and tall genes seem to follow them.

1) wow hes beautiful

2) yea, hes darren

by ExtraJuicyBox September 15, 2022

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012