Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

drift apart

If two people drift apart, they gradually become less friendly and their relationship…

We didn’t drift apart immediately, but we’ve become very good friends.

by away_depetropolis November 27, 2016

Driftwood

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

drift apart

If two people drift apart, they gradually become less friendly and their relationship ends.

I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

I drift apart from my friends.

by chunyu January 11, 2018

drift sauce

The correct term for "rain" .

The roads were soaked in drift sauce .

by RainNight98 February 10, 2018

Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

by DCE1511 June 20, 2019

Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019