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You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.
Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.
by S4lutDude! December 28, 2009
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I don't like you in that way

What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.
<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

*translation*

<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.
by VonZippa June 21, 2005
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Don the Con

A con man who trick people out of money (ie. Donald Trump)
Don the Con ordered 20 pianos from me and didn't even pay.

It's been 6 months.
by McHee May 28, 2018
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I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.
Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.
by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013
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A ploy used by Youtubers to try to increase their likes and subscribes.
Youtuber: Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Person A: Can Youtubers stop saying this?
They'll only like and subscribe if they like your content!
by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018
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Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.
by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021
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Don Lemone

A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.
There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.
by The Escort May 14, 2023
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