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consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.
The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.
by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020
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Dodger

A Great Dane that has black and white spots. She's an absolute crackhead, barks a lot to the point of her owners' ears popping off, but at least she doesn't steal food, except for when she does.

People also tend to mistake her for a dalmatian.
"Oh look, it's my favourite dalmatian, Dodger!"
"SHE IS NOT A FUCKING DALMATIAN"
by GThei July 28, 2022
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Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016
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crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.
"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"
by Joni-K July 6, 2016
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Dodgers

Those people in games, normally roleplay games, also commonly found in Roblox, that when attacked will always use *dodges* or some kind of different version of it.
The other day, I was playing a roleplay game of Roblox, and i encountered 3 wild Dodgers. Yeah, he was a pain in the ass.
by Smelopake June 22, 2022
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Dodger

A car being used for transporting illegal drugs hence the name dodger. The goal is to dodge the cops.
Chris got caught in the dodger and is now in jail
by IsrealKing January 12, 2024
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