data sovereignty

Maintaining ownership and direct control of your data. Preserving and defending data integrity and security by limiting access.

They lost their data sovereignty by uploading it to the cloud.

by vududady January 4, 2017

Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Dogged

To backout last minute.

My new employer data Dogged me 2 weeks before my joining date.

by potter_is_not_my_name November 4, 2022

data-fast

a elite german wordhacker

data-fast owned you

by shean September 4, 2003

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

It's All Data

When someone wrongs you, and instead of flipping out or overreacting, you simply just put it into your memory and say to yourself "it's all data." This is not holding a grudge, this is remembering people's behaviors that could come back to hurt you in the future.

Bill: Hey man where were you last night!?"

Jeff: Sorry I skipped out on guy's night without saying anything, i had a female over.

Bill: Alright man. It's all data."

by SlexHazzard September 13, 2018