Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 2, 2020

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.

Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.

by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019

Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.

People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017

dairy allergy

What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it

Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy

by Ggeorge0703 April 4, 2022

Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dairy hooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023