dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
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Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
by das010498 November 24, 2020
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Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. (If wearing fightsuits, Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen)
Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?
by das010498 November 24, 2020
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Dairy Dan

A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal
This is Dairy Dan
by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019
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Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017
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dairy orgasm

A dairy orgasm is when two cows have intercorse and archives orgasm.
Two farmers were watching over their field, they then saw their cows having a dairy orgasm.
by BX78 January 31, 2021
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Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course
The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.
by Midwest Thumper January 10, 2021
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