Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps

My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.

by Delphina June 07, 2006

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

by tnt May 02, 2003

Curtain washing

Where one who is lucky enough to possess long vagina flaps, squats over her unknowing prey - usually asleep, passed out or even dead, and proceeds to dunk, stroke and caress her trailing labia into any available cervice or indeed hole of the human face. The mouth and eye sockets are the most desired areas to scrub upon.
Curtain washing (aka inverted teabag, kunt kissing) is a very rare maneuver and very few have had the pleasure of seeing it performed.

Leigh was so infuriated by the nights events she decided her satin curtains could do with a good wash to calm her down and the nearest thing to a washboard was that horrible boy's face.

Luke: Hey, have you ever seen your wife wash the curtains?
Matthew: No, my wife is a pussy, curtain washing is for the brave and fearless

by The Teaman March 17, 2011

beef curtains

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

by Josh Charlton January 28, 2007

Meat Curtain

A Woman's Vagina.

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 09, 2011

beef curtain

yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)

Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

Hanging Curtains

The act in which a female decides to decline the use of underwear.

Jenny sure did like the freedom of hanging curtains, especially while exercising.

by 383Stroker November 13, 2010