the clog cult

the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.

the clog cult

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

cryingover cult

a cult that was started by cryingoverniki on tiktok where people change their usernames to cryingover___

if you’re in the cryingover cult just know that cryingoverniki loves you even if you don’t know who they are <3

by cryingoverniki 😋 December 22, 2020

Sunoo Cult

ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟﾟ
ﾟ SUNOO🛐
ﾟ･ ･Who is sunoo?
for the blind the light🛐
for the deaf your ears🛐
for sick people cure🛐

“Sunoo cult besties 😍🛐”

by @zvnbi on tt February 20, 2021

4chan Cult

An internet-era Cargo Cult where the origins of the belief system derive from interpretations of ambiguous humour posted to message boards on the web such as 4chan.

The original ideas are reconstrued and rapidly spread through an online population gathering support via social media with the core ideas mutating and even diverging, like Chinese whispers.

Psychological biases such as the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, the illusory truth effect and the continued influence effect are likely to increase and compound adoption of new believers.

E'ryone knows QAnon ain't nothin' but a 4chan Cult, but there ain't nothin' we can do to stop it.

by batFalcon January 7, 2021

Chocolate Cult

Chocolate Cult is this chaotic server on discord. No one ever knows what the hell is going on.

Did you see what happened in Chocolate Cult yesterday? It was as weird as usual.

by Cuddleσλυτ June 28, 2021

Chanels Cult

Founded by Oberlin (@kingchanel before he got suspended), the historical and legendary cult on Stan Twitter, which was built around February 2020 and became the first ever cult made in the said app. It's known for its dramas every other week, siri diss tracks and problematic members. They are also known for their galas to function a celebration. They disbanded on June 2020 after few members were exposed to be problematic stans (racism, homophobia, etc.). Their legacy will live on and rumors about the cult going back has been flying around sometime now.

fag #1: REDligion and Taylucifernation is the best groupchats on stan twitter!
fag #2: Watch your mouth, it's the Chanels Cult.

by chanel #6 October 29, 2020

Senbol Cult

The Cult of the Flaming Bard was first identified when 2300 heralds that wandered the land all but went mad because of strange visions and noises. Then a group of the abominations were sighted in Kiel. They were described as ogres, fire beings, black and cold, bloodthirsty monsters that chased

The Senbol Cult gathers together every Friday for Rigor Morris, the gumption and pink lemonade.

by MCookies21 January 29, 2023