Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"
by Amoger August 6, 2022
Get the Cucumbermug. Example :
1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.
3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...
1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.
3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...
by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018
Get the Carnal Cucumbermug. A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.
It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.
Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.
Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016
Get the Cucumbermug. A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
Get the Cats vs. Cucumbersmug. the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019
Get the Ernies Cucumbermug. A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009
Get the Docile-Cucumbermug. Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!
Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.
Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.
by Cake Salad August 2, 2016
Get the Cucumber Holdermug.