Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 21, 2020
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Rainbow Cream Pie

When a couple engage in intercourse and the male (penis having individual) ejaculates inside the woman (uterus having individual) while she is on her period creating a beautiful rainbow of sperm and menstrual blood.
Person 1: Hey babe, can I cream pie you?
Person 2: I'm on my period.
Person 1: Even better. I can rainbow cream pie you.
by Arianna00p April 27, 2025
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Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.
by Slothster January 15, 2024
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Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021
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Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.
Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.
by Redmeat May 6, 2023
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Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer
Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts
by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024
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Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry
She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.
by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022
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