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Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
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raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins
That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie
by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023
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Cream pie

CHOOSE WISLEY!

When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here

OR

Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020
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Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022
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Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..
I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...
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Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.
"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"
by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023
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