Cat’s in the cradle

A reference from the song “cat’s in the cradle” by Harry Chapin which might be used to describe a situation in which a person starts to give lesser time to a relationship. In case of the song it was used for a father and son situation.

Dad can you stop with the cat’s in the cradle!

by Rangreza September 29, 2022

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.

David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.

by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023

Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024

Rocking the cradle

Refers to someone's young age; typically used in a playful and lighthearted manner.

Joel: Dude, the Buffalo Bills just drafted a 20-year-old running back.

Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!

by SantoriniSwimmer223 December 28, 2024

Cougar’s Cradle

A stoner ritual where a partially spent bowl (the cougar) is lovingly blended with fresh green herb (the cradle) to create a perfectly balanced hit — one seasoned, one innocent. The mix preserves the potency of what remains while awakening it with new life, delivering a smooth, efficient, and spiritually thrifty session.

Used in vaporizers, bowls, or any setup where the half-burned meets the barely-touched.

🗣 “You loading a fresh bowl?”
👑 “Nah, bro… it’s a Cougar’s Cradle tonight. Little old, little new — just how she likes it.”

by GreenArchivist March 9, 2026