Crab Bag

A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.

I banged Shelly last night. No way dude. You better get to the doctor now. She’s a crab bag. Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

Korean Crab

🦀 A sex position where the woman is first walks like a crab on the bed (belly thrust in the air upward toward the ceiling, walking inverted on hands and legs). After choosing the end point of the walk she balances on her head and uses her hands to pinch at the air in an attempt to catch kimchi being thrown at he by her partner. Spattered with kimchi juice she is then ravaged while still balanced on her head. This continues until orgasm -or- passing out, whichever comes first.

AKA - “the position that makes your neck hurt real bad in the morning”.

Kayleigh, why is your head tilted? You’ve been doing it all day.

I did the Korean Crab last night and damnit my neck hurts!

by Chicken Noodle Shoup August 31, 2021

SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

void crab

A dank crab that lives in the void.

person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

ejector crab

In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.

Did you see the ejector crab? He flew out of the boat and his chest is dark purple.

by Sorta Sorry July 6, 2017