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coitum

type of sexual intercourse that many people take part in who are either sexually unsatisfied and just unhappy in life. the idea is to please everyone and make eachother happy.
my life sucks i need some coitum
by jackcack2 October 8, 2010
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Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 13, 2014
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Habeas Coitus

Habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in sexual intercourse. Its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about.
James: Hey, Bill, guess what?

Bill: What?

James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.

Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
by doctorwhy July 18, 2010
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coitus

Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
by Pookie February 22, 2005
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conitnue

1.) To canoe and knit at the same time. Often an activity handsome young men named Liam partcipate in.
Girl #1: "Rachel, did you hear what Liam did this weekend? He conitnued."

Girl #2: "That's so rad. He's such a dreamy guy!"
by IHeartMyJacket September 25, 2010
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Colitis

An inflammation of the colon caused by rough unprotected anal sex.
My boss is out of work with a bad case of colitis he caught on a trip to Provincetown
by Farva911 July 12, 2018
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looney coitus

intercourse that is intended to be of a wacky, goofy, or even zany nature. often times it is for a joke, homosexual relations, or just plain silly
John: hey Mike how was that looney coitus you had with Sarah?
Mike: it was great she literally dressed up like a clown and blew my dick like a balloon
*John and Mike high five*
by bigmanharbor November 23, 2022
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