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Grand Cougar

Similar to a cougar, a Grand cougar could be the mother of a cougar. Only the bravest cougar hunters go after Grand Cougars
Dude, the bar was so packed with cougars last night, why did you take that grand Cougar home?
by bikz June 16, 2009
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cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.
"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"
by BeyGenii August 28, 2009
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Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
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super cougar

-a 'much' older lady looking to get it on with a younger man

-see cougar and add 10-20 years in age
Last night Vick got caught on camera dancing with some super cougars.

Marc left the bar with some crazy super cougar last weekend
by NCapo June 9, 2004
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Cougar Cash

Money that older single women (usually in their 40s+ and rich) use to give or buy things, gifts, etc. for their young male prey (usually in their 20s).
Dude! She just bought you a new car!? You just came up on some cougar cash!
by R.E.Kx January 1, 2009
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cougar cage

the premises in which the cougars "shake it" in front of the band.
"careful young buck, don't walk to close to the dance floor because you might slip into the cougar cage".
by pbates May 5, 2008
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Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.
Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.
by Rego45 May 2, 2014
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