cosmic forces

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."

by helium_raven September 10, 2005

cosmic joke

Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.

Life is a cosmic joke.

by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016

cosmic finger

like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger

Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger

by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008

cosme corona

1. amazingly fun person
2. very sweet
3.funny
4.cute ass fuck
5.fly mother fucker
6.knows how to treat a girl

cosme corona :D

by michelle blair May 13, 2011

cosm

(n.) a person's particular sphere of influence or domain, be it a house, workplace, or studio. A very specific 'microcosm' of the world.

"Hi Angi. OH WOW, is this your art studio...?"
"Yep, this is my cosm."
"Your cosm?"

"Yeah, the 'Angi-cosm'. This is my world."

by bill cauliflower May 13, 2020

cosmixs

Cosmixs (also know as cosm or cosmix) is a person. Believe it or not, people know him. His dad named Ismail is a good dad but his dad doesn’t have a women and eats yogurt with her in bed. Cosmixs hates being called cosm or Cosmix cause he said “I don’t like it, lol” he is also ga-

“Cosmixs is know right?”
“@cosm @cosmix hi”

by Cosmixs December 11, 2020

Appearance/Cosmetic

A group of 10 to 15 year old boys on Honda-Tech that aspire to own pink and orange Japanese economy cars and 48" chrome "spinna" rims. Additionally, there are also a disproportionately large group of 20-somethings that feel painting and applying decals and wings to a used Japanese car is quite possibly the best way to pick up a new "baby momma" after the old one has sold her body for crack.

"Wow! Did you see that Civic? It's got so many wings and worthless junk on it that the loser must be a graduate of Appearance/Cosmetic!"

by Bubba23 December 13, 2008