corn nuts

Roasted or deep-fried corn (maize). A very crunchy snack food, often eaten with beer. Not, in fact, actually a nut.

Oh sorry, I ate all the ranch-flavored corn nuts.

by Bill Koch February 4, 2007

Panning for corn

Defecating into a collinder above someone's head. Afterwards, the defecater sifts through what remains in the colliner. A variant to the Cleveland Steamer.

Jen was bored with their normal Saturday night Cleveland Steamers so she asked Steve to switch it up. Steve obliged and went panning for corn.

by J Tom B September 21, 2006

Corn Blast

Yet another term for anal coitus or butt fucking. The rectum or ass is referred to as the corn hole in some areas of the United States and Western Europe. Blasting is a reference to a hard pounding via the penis.

Q. How was your date with Large Marge last night?
A. It went well, I was Corn Blasting her and got a little Mud on my helment.

I stopped by the nursing home to vist your Granny last week. Fifteen minutes after I got there she wanted me to Corn Blast her. I said only if it is a Filthy Florence.

by Granny Gromann June 4, 2010

Corn-kun

A type of person who enjoys stealing virginity of all kinds
they usually try to make as many Corn puns as possible while trying to keep a cool attitude about it, and creates images of people who enjoy a night with the same sex.

also may be a great singer.

they also have alot of strange facts about daily life which shouldnt be said to younger people

Have you seen Corn-Kun lately?
yeah, he's making a bunch of corn puns.

by Krakenderf July 8, 2011

corn fairy

A female who often involves herself in the business of others and eats a large amount of muff.

Beth was listening in on my conversation at lunch. She is such a corn fairy.

by Brocket59 April 28, 2016

Licking Corn

Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.

"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"

"Licking corn is what my girl does best."

by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008

corn-ballin

something/someone thats corny/lame

your jokes are corn-ballin

by t-rigger February 6, 2008