condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

consited

During an Engineering Project, we where arguing over putting Sources Cited or Sources Consulted, so we drank a few beers, and I came up with Consited, and we put Sources Consited on the project, and ended up getting an A.

In this paper, the sources are listed in the Sources Consited page before the Appendicies.

by J.E. Davis June 26, 2004

consistisize

Noun....

To make things consistent, to iron out inconsistencies.

Roger was poring over his thesis, in his attempt to consistisize the terms of speech in each chapter.

Consistisizing your work is essential for an academic presentation.

by llanellirog January 13, 2006

Constimulating

What happens when you take these simple words....Constipated....and Stimulating together....pretty much what happens when a guy/girl/m.j will take a massive she and are constipated and will get sexual pleasures out of it. Usually happens to most people who participate in anal sex on a regular basis. Really not a nice feeling but it works out strangely.

Linda: "ohhh..."
Marty: "Whats wrong?"
Linda:"Ohh nothing just about when you drilled my ass last night."
Marty:"Why what happened?"
Linda:"I went to the crapper, i took a shit and it was
somehow very constimulating."

by MrNewf September 1, 2008

consumer

a jungle music producer in Arizona

"consumer sucks"

by Anonymous February 23, 2004

considerable bukkake

When a group of men ejaculate into a womans face but they avoid her mouth and eyes

Dude you shoul have came to our considerable bukkake last night jennifer was so thankful

by Peachyboizz February 5, 2018

Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer

A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019