comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.

I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.

by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 04, 2013

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Comment Edits

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS

Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70

Example of typical Comment Edits.

by The lazy second coming of God August 20, 2020

Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

by JohnDickington July 12, 2022

Comment Parasite

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.

Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”

Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”

Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”

Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”

by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022

Comment-sation

A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.

(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)

Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.

by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!

by StrongDynamics September 28, 2020