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Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.
That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.
by Kramerica May 9, 2005
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going commando

Going commando has nothing to do with shit. because uniforms are suppose to be loose and allow a lot of ease in movement and to aid in cammouflage but not too baggy to gat hung up on anything. When it is hot and humid soldiers in the field can get crotch rot and also get rubbed raw. you don't want to have to much wet scanky fabric next to that part of your body. It is because soldiers sweat a lot and they cant take showers for days. It is one the best ways way to prevent crotch rot and rashes. I should know been there done that. Former soldier infantry and medic.
by command joe May 13, 2010
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commentsations

When you and another person send comments back and forth on myspace making it into a conversation.
Me and Kaylee had some pretty sweet commentsations today.
by Andy White December 26, 2007
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Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009
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comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.
Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).
by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013
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status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
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backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."
by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017
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